T IS NEVER APPROPRIATE TO WEAR CAPRIS. A real man will never wear vaginal cut, calf length denim products. Denim pantaloon wear is as follows:
– Jeans should not be overly baggy, nor should they be alarmingly tight
– Strive to give the female species just hint of your crotch bulge area
-The idea is to tantalize them with the pant, not display your goods like a Jamaican fruit market
– Jeans should not be overly ripped or acid washed to yellow colors, remember focus should be on your crotch bulge, not on your pale, unshaved man legs.
Straight from the Mensa certified mind of Benjamin Farias(not actually a member of the Mensa club)
The Way of The Man 