Jeremy myers is 22 year old professional MMA fighter. He uses the fact that he is a “pro fighter” (despite having what can only be described generously as an average record) as his excuse to forego college. Not only to skip out on college, but also to have anything going for him at all. He describes his style as “‘muay thai/ground and pound” despite having what can at best be described as mediocre wrestling skills. The only thing he has going for him is that he keeps somehow finding himself surrounded by awesome coaches and training partners. But even they can only do so much with such a mediocre talent.
Jeremy feels that since he has gone pro, he needs a website. Like he is fucking justin bieber or something. Probably more of an ego boost than anything. He will probably make business cards with the link to this site on them and hand them out to girls at clubs while bragging about his exploits as a professional athlete. Jeremy is known for his love of tapout t-shirts, hats, and of course his favorite band, nickelback. He loves how chad and the gang would never sell out for mainstream success.
As an amateur, Jeremy managed to not fuck up his career too badly and put together a record of 11-3. He picked up solid wins over 2010 NAAFS amateur 135 champ Isiah Chapman, Cornelius Godfrey, as well as Ben Mcqueary. He was the last reigning warfare fight series 145 pound champ, former ICF 145 pound champ, Absolute Action mma 135 champ as well as the First Strike Combat 135 pound champion and finished his amateur career as midwest combats #1 ranked 135er in ohio. Since then he has managed to con his way to some sponsorships by using terms like “can’t miss prospect” and the “next big thing”. What a joke. Regardless the following companies fell for the bit: Ranger Up, School of Fight, Tucker Max , and Jessie Villars of Blue Byrd Tattoo. And you could be next!
He has trained out of renowned Walker MMA, Vision Dayton, and now Relson Gracie Austin. You are probably thinking, with fighters like Robert Walker Jr, Neal Craft, Brandon Suber, Matt Tincher, Yancy Martin, Brett Ewing, Mohammed Abdulla, and Kyle Lingg as training partners, how the fuck does this random, piss poor fighter come out of such solid camps? Well, maybe showing up once every two weeks and complaining about money problems and injuries from last practice are what caused it. He actually wanted to write his own bio, but after posting an unrealistic street fighting record of 110-2-1-1 (both losses were of course, when he was “jumped” and I am not sure how you tie or receive a no contest in a street fight) and his phone number for “all you single ladies” we decided to intervene and post the facts.
Jeremy’s intense training regimen consists of watching episodes of Walker Texas Ranger, eating chili cheese french fries and fritos, guzzling an insane amount of Mountain Dew, and getting repeatedly submitted at bjj practice.
His pro career after six fights is at a crossroads, with a record of 3-3. His wins are a submission win over Matt Montalvo, a TKO victory of Quinn broomfield, and a unanimous decision over Steven Durr. Losses are by way of submission to Jason Hayden, split decision to JP Jaranowski, and unanimous decision to Jake Grigson. Expect more of the same in the way of less than stellar performances from Mr. Myers in the near future, as even as I re-write the bio he just finished writing about himself without his knowledge, he is stuffing his face with pizza and taking the day off due to “stiff neck”.